Await No Longer, Friends

First, apologies.

I have a duty to you, my loyal readers/spambots, and I have failed you. And for that I am sorry. I will serve penance by reciting 20 Hail Marys WHILE COMPETING IN A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST AND PUTTING THE WHOLE THING ON YOUTUBE!!

Not really, but I thought it would get your attention so you would read the rest of the post.

There has been a lot going on in my life since my last post.

Guys and Dolls.

End of my Sophomore year.

Going home.

Going to Columbus to landscape.

Getting a new job.

That's what I'm doing right now. I got a job petitioning people in the Northwest Ohio area for getting a bill concerning Paid Sick Days on the ballet in November. I am forced to talk to a bunch of people, which is probably the most fascinating aspect of the job (Besides the great pay and the awesome hours). But I get to hear what a whole lot of random people from all races, classes, and homelessnesses have to say about their beliefs concerning politics, business ethics, and the economy. It's pretty fascinating.

Some woman called me a "Socialist Scumbag" yesterday. Probably the highpoint of my week so far.

Also, every one of my colleagues is less than 6 years older than me. And all of them have children already (well, one chick with the name "Trey" tattoed across her knuckles is only WITH child, but I figured that counts). It makes for a barrel of laughs.

So far the job is like a walking tour of downtown Toledo. It's kinda cool getting to intimately know the major city where I grew up around.

I really like this job so far.

I'm tired of writing. I'll get more information to y'all's later concerning junk and stuff.

Perpetuating the lie,
Barry

P.S. Another guy said I was doing that.